Spotted the Oscar Meyer commercial with the stenographer?
*I gave this one the asterisk for Stenonymous Satire Weekends, but it’s not really satire. Maybe I’m losing my touch? Find out on the next episode of Stenonymous Satire Weekends.
Spotted the Oscar Meyer commercial with the stenographer?
*I gave this one the asterisk for Stenonymous Satire Weekends, but it’s not really satire. Maybe I’m losing my touch? Find out on the next episode of Stenonymous Satire Weekends.
That’s all I write.
Just saying
Verse 1)
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, oh what a treat,
Delicious and juicy, they can’t be beat!
Wrapped in flavor, grilled to perfection,
Satisfying cravings in every direction!
(Chorus)
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, the taste divine,
A feast for the senses, every time!
With every bite, a burst of delight,
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, a true delight!
(Verse 2)
From the grill to your plate, they’re always a hit,
With friends and family, it’s a flavor blitz!
So fire up the grill, get ready to savor,
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, the flavor you’ll favor!
(Chorus)
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, the taste divine,
A feast for the senses, every time!
With every bite, a burst of delight,
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, a true delight!
(Outro)
So next time you’re hungry, don’t hesitate,
Grab some Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, it’s fate!
For the best in flavor, it’s clear to see,
Oscar Mayer Ball Park Franks, for you and me!