I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
I have an American right to unionize and discuss pay and working conditions.
I have an American right to free speech. I will use my free speech for good.
I have an American right to bear arms. If I choose to exercise that right I will do so responsibly.
The government may not take my property without consent except as allowed by law.
I am protected by our constitution from unreasonable search and seizure. The time to argue such a thing is in court. There is no shame in an arrest if you conduct yourself honorably.
I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can be used against me in court. I understand error is fundamentally inherent to all real-world systems. I will ask for an attorney if I am detained.
I have a constitutional right to trial. But not breaking the law helps never need that.
Those who do not know the law do not know their civil rights.
Discrimination against others for human characteristics as defined by law is generally illegal or wrong.
Now imagine if you had made hundreds of millions of American children for the last hundred years repeat that sort of thing year after year and I think that the world you would be living in would be a fundamentally different one.
A much richer one.
-Dedicated to Elon Musk, the autistic guy who just wanted to save the world.
P.S.
If ever Mr. Musk should ever see this, the joke was for my readers. But I’m delighted all the same if you got a laugh.
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