The Ohio Supreme Court Works For Corporate Interests, Says Boneless Doesn’t Mean Boneless

A dear friend sent me this video.

And there are lots of articles on it.

Bottom line is a dude allegedly goes to get some boneless wings, the boneless wings have a bone inside, and he gets injured. Like I said the other day, I’m not a lawyer, but this is a very straightforward negligence case, issue to be put to a jury.

The trial court dismissed his case on summary judgment and the appellate court upheld the ruling.

Generally, in summary judgment, the court is supposed to look at the evidence in the light most favorable to the non-moving party and decide “could a jury find in favor of this person?”

The trial court decided that boneless doesn’t mean boneless, but describes the manner in which the meal is cooked.

Yeah. Seriously.

So could a jury find this corporation at fault because it had bones in its boneless wings and this guy got injured?

The Ohio Supreme Court says no.

I say fuck the Ohio Supreme Court. These shysters hide behind legalism and say “we shouldn’t be influenced by the media.” Um, here’s some more media from someone who’s been around enough lawyers to know this is a garbage ruling.

Maybe when you’re deciding cases shouldn’t even go to trial because they might not go well for corporations you’re bought and paid for and need to be ripped off the bench by the masses. That’s what would happen in a civilized country, but thank God for all of you, we live in America, a nation of laws.

Of course, this is as always, my stupid dirtbag left performative style. I would never advocate for actual violence against judges that are ready to sell our country out to corporate interests because “muh economy.” But I will not be silent about it.

I would brand them treacherous snakes. Maybe the legislature needs to write into law that the court can’t make up definitions of words and that they’re subject to immediate removal when they do? I don’t know. But you can’t leave this alone. This is the denial of trial by jury by, again, treacherous snakes who deserve no respect and bring great disrespect to the rule of law through their hideous actions.

The dude’s case is dead in the water. Others should not suffer the same fate.

As the lawyer in the video says, nobody is saying the guy deserves money. We merely suggest that there’s enough evidence at a glance to send the matter to a jury.

This country’s infected man. I’m waiting for people to rise up.

Corporatists beware, people like me are starting to get into legislatures. We’re in all the branches of government in fact. And before long you’ll be purged from government one way or another. Votes, rulings, laws — we will fight and we will win because America will be stronger for it.

Just call us the bad guys.